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i'm your bitch

Posted by stuart davis 18Oct

song of the day: downtown / frank sinatra
word of the day: parvanimity/ Littleness of mind, lack of magnanimity; an instance of this.

i-tunes

Posted by stuart davis 16Oct

song of the day: one more thing to break / freedy johnston
word of the day: apple / 1, a fruit 2, gwenith's baby, 3, the best computer ever

so i finally became a member of i-tunes. after a few days, i've purchased the following individual songs:

just kidding. drinking DIET COKE IS SAFE! yay! let's party!

Posted by stuart davis 14Oct

song of the day: Diet Coke Is Safe / by: Diet + Coke = Bliss
word of the day: Aspartame / safely safe, approved science safety test real science safely safetefizes the saferness of safacity.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! today i was reading the Bible, and leviticus 9:11 spoke to me of DIET COKE. OH SWEET HEAVENLY GOD DUDE, THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HEARING MY PRAYERS ASKING YOU TO MANIPULATE THE RIGHT HAND QUADRANTS AND GRANTING MY PETITIONARY MISSION...ARY.

aspartame

Posted by stuart davis 14Oct

song of the day: 'j' for 'jules' / til tuesday
word of the day: aspartame / a derivative of phenylalanine that contains the radical of aspartic acid and is used as a low calorie artificial sweetener (and it's the third ingredient of Diet Coke).

CRAB is a KOAN

Posted by stuart davis 12Oct

song of the day: CRAB / WEEZER
word of the day: SITZMARK / an impression made by a skier falling backwards in the snow

"Crab at the booty,
'taint gonna do no good..."

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