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just kidding. drinking DIET COKE IS SAFE! yay! let's party!

song of the day: Diet Coke Is Safe / by: Diet + Coke = Bliss
word of the day: Aspartame / safely safe, approved science safety test real science safely safetefizes the saferness of safacity.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! today i was reading the Bible, and leviticus 9:11 spoke to me of DIET COKE. OH SWEET HEAVENLY GOD DUDE, THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HEARING MY PRAYERS ASKING YOU TO MANIPULATE THE RIGHT HAND QUADRANTS AND GRANTING MY PETITIONARY MISSION...ARY.

WE CAN DRINK IT
IT'S SAFE
SCIENCE SCIENCE
PUT IT IN YOU
DUMP IT DOWN
BUBBLE BATH BOWEL
DIET DIETY
COKER COKES
POKES THE POINTS
BETWEEN THE SPOKES
FALLACIOUS FACTS
DA DA FREAKS ME UP

ALLAH
SATAN
POPE
ANAL
REFORMATION
TRUTH
ASKING
ME
EVERYTHING

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