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Top Five Lists

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Top Five Quadrants:

  1. Upper Right (Exterior Individual)
  2. Lower Right (Exterior Collective)
  3. Lower Left (Interior Collective)
  4. Upper Right (Aroused)
  5. Upper Left (Interior Individual)

Top Five Dogs:

  1. Leeshed
  2. Caged
  3. Sleeping
  4. New-born pup
  5. Dead

Top Five Yogas:

  1. Dream
  2. Downward Dog-Owner
  3. Food Preparation
  4. Stillness
  5. Motion

Top Five Things People Should Do:

  1. Slow The Fuck Down, In The Name Of Love Do You Realize The Unconscious Seizure You Call Driving Is LITERALLY Endangering The Lives Of Innocents Who Are In Your Care For God's Sake Wake The Fuck Up You Auto Zombie Aspiring Murderer The Karmic Tax Is STEEP For Your Stupid Shit
  2. Relax
  3. Breathe Deep
  4. Drink More Water
  5. Meditate an Hour Every Day, Staring Into The Eyes Of Another Human, no seriously DON'T MOVE

Top Five Suffixes:

  1. "ed"
  2. "ment"
  3. "ity"
  4. "ure"
  5. "age"

Top Five Illusions:

  1. Sequence
  2. Distance
  3. Location
  4. Individuation
  5. Occurance

Top Five Excretions:

  1. Tears
  2. Shit
  3. Piss
  4. Jizz
  5. Blood

Top Five Things With No Opposites:

  1. IS
  2. ~?~
  3. Vidyuddeva
  4. ~!~
  5. Love

Top Five Designers:

  1. Chloe
  2. Armani
  3. Dosa
  4. Diesel
  5. Prada

Top Five Ways To Suffer:

  1. Helplessly
  2. Gracefully
  3. Needlessly
  4. Endlessly
  5. Secretly

Top Five Rumours 'Bout Armani:

  1. Armani Studied Medicine
  2. Emporia Armani was founded in 1981
  3. Armani Is Credited with creating the 80's "power suit"
  4. Armani and Stuart did it, went all the way, smashed no-nos
  5. Armani Created the wardrobe for Ricky Martin's Livin' La Vida Loca

Top Five "Dude, I had this crazy dream where...:"

  1. Two huge hellhounds were about to lunge and attack my fucking FACE, and with complete serenity I whispered to them 'you are an aspect of my self', and the second I said that, THEY DISAPPEARED and I woke up laughing!!!
  2. I was on a luminous, purple sphere spinning through space, and as it floated in the infinite empty sky, i danced and played with the electric lightening bolts in its atmosphere, which were a vibrant form of subtle spiritual energy communicating secrets to me with every volt it plunged into my body, WHAOOO
  3. A Sufi sheik took me on a bus ride and explained to me my place in the Sufi line, tracing my spiritual family back thousands of years
  4. I was playing and laughing with my unborn daughter
  5. I was a bipedal anthropod born on an oxygen-atmosphere planet rich in spiritual potential, I was born, aged, and died like all the other Identiacs, it seemed so REAL!

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Razor-sharp improv. Lurking amid the minutiae of his observations on life and the Universe are some startling insights. Davis pulls off the most elusive of party tricks...Even the gods were grinning.

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