Song Of The Day: Let's Do It / Ella Fitzgerald
Word Of The Day: Crinkum / Venereal disease

March 22nd. You know what that means. Lena Olin is 51 today. I can be kind of a randy fellow, with some off-color tendencies. But I'm all class when it comes to Olin. She makes me sit upright. If she were coming to dinner, I might consider breaking personal custom and ... nah, I wouldn't wear underwear, but I would entertain the THOUGHT, for Lena. Miss Olin. Women of the World, take notice. You can be totally hot and be 51. Lena -I offer this in deferential regard for your radiant pulchritude- if you ever wanna experiment with polygamy... I'll talk it over with my wife. She thinks you're hot too. But you know what? You're deep too. That's why I'm not just tossing out "threesome" idea. I think there's something lasting in this triangulation. An enduring geometry in the We of Three, you know, like pyramids, pronouns (1st, 2nd, and 3rd person), father-son-holy ghost, buddha-dharma-sangha. See? Let's see what we can do. Post-post modern relations, anyone? Trans-conventional marital conventions? Come, explore the (morman) future with us, Lena. There's a place prepared for you in our inter-subjective soire.