song of the day: London Calling / The Clash
word of the day: Schwangerschaftsstreifen / german word meaning something like "stretch marks"

had a great reahearsal last night with the band. i'm not gonna tell you the names of the band members, or they'll be drunk on the power for weeks. they need to focus, and if groupies start camping on their lawn, we're going to see a spike in the local birth rate. not useful for rock. last night we worked on two other new songs, Voodoo Dolls and Easter. lyrics to Voodoo Dolls:

Voodoo Dolls

We've got a dollhouse in my family tree
people say it's haunted
I guess we've toyed a bit with history
But any good Mason
starts playin' the day he's born
The day you get your grimoire

I ain't a white witch, I ain't a black witch
This ain't a board game, this is the deep shit
A billion puppets, a bunch of cultures
I wanna watch 'em turn into vultures

Better than that, what's better than
Better than that, what's better than

One-World leader putting another of needle
in the backs of people, it's acupuncture and
One man's torture (with a bit of the dark magic)
is another's fortune
I'm only playin' with the voodoo dolls
I've got a lot of voodoo dolls

I took an oath
back when I swore upon
a stack of thick bibles
to serve you creatures I put curses on
But listen,
what's stuck you is just the tip
of a life-long piercing

I'll flip your futures, tweak your features
with metal arrows I built to breach ya'
Dip in you in the boiler, shuck you like a corn cob
Get the human pretzel giving itself a rim job

Better than that, what's better than
Better than that, what's better than

One world leader putting another needle
in the backs of people it's acupuncture where
One man's torture (with a bit of the dark magic)
is another's fortune
I'm only playing with the voodoo dolls
I've got a lot of voodoo dolls

How's about an eight ball
right between the eyeballs of the Hoi Polloi
to fuzzy up your focus?
Whenever craftsmen gather at the baphomet
we all enjoy a hit of the hocus pocus
I'm floating like a magnet
up above your temples
I'm buried in your cortex
digging a maze of tunnels

One-World leader
Woo!
You can fuckin' thank me
for the acu-fuckin'-punches
One man's torture (with a bit of the dark magic)
is another's fortune
I'm only playing with the voodoo dolls
I've got a lot of voodoo dolls