You guys, I'm just gonna say it: Von Dutch is shit, period. Up the dial shit, down the dial shit. Doesn't matter if Madonna puts it on, or Brittney wears it, or Ashton Kutcher, or every hot chick and dude on the planet; it's ugly, tacky CRAP. Everything they make reminds me of all the truck stops and urine odors I've ever suffered. Makes me cringe. You know what? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes trashy, trucker garb is just trashy trucker garb. Gawd.