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Song Of The Day: I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea / Elvis Costello
Word Of The Day: Xiphoid / Sword shaped

My favorite part of I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea is when Elvis sings "Men come screaming / dressed in white coats / shake you very gently by the throat." The vocal on that entire line is fucking FLAWLESS. I am in awe-ness. Wow.

Lead Paint Taint

Song Of The Day: Way You Make Me Feel / Michael Jackson
Word Of The Day: Quotidian / 1, Daily; of or pertaining to every day; (of a fever etc) recurring every day. 2, Of a person; performing some act or sustain some characterisitic every daily. 3, Ordinary; everyday, commonplace, trivial.

Quotiddling / daily masturbation.

Auto Immunity Explained (away)

Song Of The Day: Headlock / Imogen Heap
Word Of The Day: Babag / Argument or fight

Hot Fucking News Flash: Auto Immune Disorders All The Rage This Season.

Auto immune disorders have finally assumed pole-position in the race for trendiest malady. The Davis' were quoted late yesterday as saying

Ten Oxes Of Zen In My Dot Den

Song Of The Day: Across This Antheap / XTC
Word Of The Day: Vaticide / The murder of a prophet

You guys gotta get a daughter. Oh my dot-God. Daughters are better than angels. Angels are cool, don't get me wrong, but they're aloof. They're a bit stuffy. I mean, they're literally high and mighty.

I Swear To Katie Holms

Song Of The Day: Dying / XTC
Word Of The Day: Yare / Nimble, brisk; ready.

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Davis’s music subtly sneaks religious dialogue into popular culture. Most surprisingly, the music is damn good. (Critics, you can sigh with relief.)

-Miami New Times