Portland

I don't know much, but I know I'm playing Portland, OR at the fabulous Tabor Theater Saturday, May 11.

I know as a direct result of attending this show you will have spontaneous recollection of past lives (spoiler: you were King/Queen in an ancient Dynasty, your benevolence and magnanimity diminished suffering and your people flourished).

I know that if you come, and bring friends, this tight-knit group will be consecrated by the neon lights, not unlike protagonists in a Jackson Browne song.

I know, in the course of this show, I will be scanning the audience, and -using remote viewing capacities cultivated in a black budget defense program- will reverse all medical maladies extent in attendees that evening. Everyone will leave cured of everything, although you will be at increased risk for bliss, or "Blissk" as I like to call it.

Finally, I know if you come, I will be moved to tears, and will curl up in the fetal position, convulsing in ecstatic reverie, wetting and soiling myself in utter abandon, never once feeling judged, ever and always transported in the exalted mutual joy that is, and will forever be THIS SHOW IN PORTLAND, Saturday May 11, Doors at 8pm.

Be there, or be a rhomboid.


Minneapolis + Duluth !

Oh boy. Home town.

Minneapolis.

Where I lost my virginity and discovered my vagrancy. Where I stumbled upon a career as an Unknown on the periphery of anonymity. At the prospect of returning, I'm flooded with memories of idyllic walks around Lake Harriet, skating excursions over frozen ponds, and near-death plunges under thawing ice. That wonderful world where the weather tried to kill me and the neighbors tried to Save me. Born Lutheran, re-born Buddhist, I'm hardly Minnesota's favorite son. But I favor its Sons and Daughters above any in the land. I miss their pallid countenance, the friendly grip of their frigid digits around my hands, my cheeks... my balls.

Lived in the warehouse district, downtown across form PIzza Luce, in Bryn Mawr, on Lake Harriet, Seven Corners, I dare say I sullied its best and polished its worst. I have that middling effect on localities high and low.

And I couldn't be happier to be returning. The Bryant Lake Theater. So many of my best memories of living in Minnesota are sourced on that one block, that very building. Many are not appropriate to share, but I will. At the show. Join me!

Also, I'm playing Duluth the next night! I will arrive on a Taconite Ship in the Harbor, can someone give me a ride to the gig from the lift bridge?

See you soon, Minnesota.

Apr 12th - Minneapolis, MN / Bryant Lake Theater
Apr 13th - Duluth, MN / Beaner's Central
Apr 17th - Vancouver, BC / Electric Owl
Apr 19th - Seattle, WA / The Mix
May 10th - Eugene, OR / Diablos
May 11th - Portland, OR / Mt Tabor Theater
May 17th - Des Moines , IA / Vaudeville Mews
May 18th - Omaha, NE / Pizza Shoppe Collective
May 23rd - Austin, TX / Club De Ville
May 24th - Dallas, TX / Opening Bell
May 25th - Houston, TX / The Capital
May 31st - Paonia, CO / Blue Sage Arts
Jun 1st - Boulder, CO / Shine
Jun 7th - Pittsburgh, PA / Park House
Jun 8th - Cleveland, OH / Kennedy's Theater in Playhouse Square
Jun 13th - Ottawa, ON / Zaphods Beeblebrox
Jun 14th - Montreal, QB / Le Cagibi
Jun 27 - Madison, WI / Mother Fool's
Jun 28 - Chicago, IL / Uncommon Ground
Jun 29 - Iowa City, IA / The Mill
Sep 11 - London, UK / The Troubadour
Sep 21 - Edinburgh, SCT / Banneman's
Oct 3 - Berlin, GE / Hangar 49
Oct 19 - Frankfurt, GE / Spiritual Fall Academy


San Francisco + Santa Cruz

Hiya Pals,

In the next few days I'll be in San Francisco (Sunday) and Santa Cruz (Monday).

As per usual, I will have my Cash Cannon set up on stage, and during these shows will intermittently blast wads of 100 dollar bills into the audience. Limit of $10,000 per person.

Apr 7th - San Francisco, CA / Hotel Utah
Apr 8th - Santa Cruz, CA / Crepe Place
Apr 12th - Minneapolis, MN / Bryant Lake Theater
Apr 13th - Duluth, MN / Beaner's Central
Apr 17th - Vancouver, BC / Electric Owl
Apr 19th - Seattle, WA / The Mix
May 10th - Eugene, OR / Diablos
May 11th - Portland, OR / Mt Tabor Theater
May 17th - Des Moines , IA / Vaudeville Mews
May 18th - Omaha, NE / Pizza Shoppe Collective
May 23rd - Austin, TX / Club De Ville
May 24th - Dallas, TX / Opening Bell
May 25th - Houston, TX / The Capital
May 31st - Paonia, CO / Blue Sage Arts
Jun 1st - Boulder, CO / Shine
Jun 7th - Pittsburgh, PA / Park House
Jun 8th - Cleveland, OH / Kennedy's Theater in Playhouse Square
Jun 13th - Ottawa, ON / Zaphods Beeblebrox
Jun 14th - Montreal, QB / Le Cagibi
Jun 27 - Madison, WI / Mother Fool's
Jun 28 - Chicago, IL / Uncommon Ground
Jun 29 - Iowa City, IA / The Mill
Sep 11 - London, UK / The Troubadour
Sep 21 - Edinburgh, SCT / Banneman's
Oct 3 - Berlin, GE / Hangar 49
Oct 19 - Frankfurt, GE / Spiritual Fall Academy


Park City & A Jillion Other Upcoming Shows...

Paaarrrhhhhk SIH-TAY!

Yes, home to Sundance. Yes, Robert Redford will be at my show. Yes, he will buy you a drink prolly and prolly he'll get up on stage and do the backing vocals on Universe Communion. That's how it *feels* to me.

I am returning to Park City, this Friday, March 22nd at 412 Bistro. While I wouldn't say I'm back by popular demand, I wasn't run out of town last time either. So, let's call it a draw, and leave room for surprising magic to crash into us like an inebriated skier on a triple black diamond slope.


Nashville & New Orleans

I play.

You come?


Harvard Square, NYC, D.C. !

Hi Gang-

I hope your holidays were full of love and fun. I got an Atheist for Christmas, which proves petitionary prayer works.

I am back at it having lots of nomadic mischief in 2013 and I want to invite you to the party - get your dancing shoes on! Get your homeopathic dose of debauchery administered! Get your First Aid Kit out! Get on the phone with Centers for Disease control!


Yes, Yes, the Midwest Express!

Hello fellow Terrestrials,

Let's be logical. With the onset of winter, my therapist says the most logical place for me to tour is... the Midwest.

Why?


Pacific Northwest!

Hi Friends!

It's an exciting time to be on tour. As I've travelled far and wide, I've purchased gifts for each of you, selected in airport shops, mammoth malls, and road side trinket trucks. When you come to a show, I will present them with a hug.


New Orleans!

Hello friends new and old-

The big tour for Music for Mortals continues, and next up is New Orleans! Incredibly excited to be playing as part of Voodoo Fest - my first show here EVER! It's worth a trip, get some friends and join us for a spectacular evening at legendary Studio 3.

By the way, I've been thinking of you. Did I mention...


What do we know about Ohio?

Yes, we know Cleveland Rocks - (but only in the original Ian Hunter version, not the other ones).

But what else?


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