Top Five Bridges:
- Sowing The Seeds Of Love, Tears For Fears
("Time to swallow your pride, eat all your words, open your eyes") - Jeff
- Golden Gate
- Fallen Tree, Spanning River
- The Comma ( , )
Top Five Reasons You Are Full Of Shit:
- You don't think we can tell that when you get snippy it's actually fear veiled with aggression? It's so transparent, and yet you think you're so clever. You know what? Neanderthals did that shit better.
- Oh pleeez, you don't like jazz.
- You cannot hold eye contact. Hello, windows to the soul??
- Excuses, Rationalization, Blaming, Blah Blah Blah. Someone should put a diaper on your ego.
- I look through your medicine cabinet, and I'm like "Give me a break". You have no intention to floss.
Top Five Quadrants:
- Upper Right (Exterior Individual)
- Lower Right (Exterior Collective)
- Lower Left (Interior Collective)
- Upper Right (Aroused)
- Upper Left (Interior Individual)
Top Five Dogs:
- Leeshed
- Caged
- Sleeping
- New-born pup
- Dead
Top Five Yogas:
- Dream
- Downward Dog-Owner
- Food Preparation
- Stillness
- Motion
Top Five Things People Should Do:
- Slow The Fuck Down, In The Name Of Love Do You Realize The Unconscious Seizure You Call Driving Is LITERALLY Endangering The Lives Of Innocents Who Are In Your Care For God's Sake Wake The Fuck Up You Auto Zombie Aspiring Murderer The Karmic Tax Is STEEP For Your Stupid Shit
- Relax
- Breathe Deep
- Drink More Water
- Meditate an Hour Every Day, Staring Into The Eyes Of Another Human, no seriously DON'T MOVE
Top Five Suffixes:
- "ed"
- "ment"
- "ity"
- "ure"
- "age"
Top Five Illusions:
- Sequence
- Distance
- Location
- Individuation
- Occurance
Top Five Excretions:
- Tears
- Shit
- Piss
- Jizz
- Blood
Top Five Things With No Opposites:
- IS
- ~?~
- Vidyuddeva
- ~!~
- Love
Top Five Designers:
- Chloe
- Armani
- Dosa
- Diesel
- Prada
Top Five Ways To Suffer:
- Helplessly
- Gracefully
- Needlessly
- Endlessly
- Secretly
Top Five Rumours 'Bout Armani:
- Armani Studied Medicine
- Emporia Armani was founded in 1981
- Armani Is Credited with creating the 80's "power suit"
- Armani and Stuart did it, went all the way, smashed no-nos
- Armani Created the wardrobe for Ricky Martin's Livin' La Vida Loca
Top Five "Dude, I had this crazy dream where...:"
- Two huge hellhounds were about to lunge and attack my fucking FACE, and with complete serenity I whispered to them 'you are an aspect of my self', and the second I said that, THEY DISAPPEARED and I woke up laughing!!!
- I was on a luminous, purple sphere spinning through space, and as it floated in the infinite empty sky, i danced and played with the electric lightening bolts in its atmosphere, which were a vibrant form of subtle spiritual energy communicating secrets to me with every volt it plunged into my body, WHAOOO
- A Sufi sheik took me on a bus ride and explained to me my place in the Sufi line, tracing my spiritual family back thousands of years
- I was playing and laughing with my unborn daughter
- I was a bipedal anthropod born on an oxygen-atmosphere planet rich in spiritual potential, I was born, aged, and died like all the other Identiacs, it seemed so REAL!
Top Five Things To Pee Into
- Your Brother's Golf Bag
-
A Mountain Dew Bottle You Then Carelessly Put In The Cup Holder And Forget
About Until The Next Morning When Still Half Asleep And Thirsty As Hell You
Thoughtlessly Reach For The Closest Available Beverage - The Couch Your Best Friends Mother Just Bought To Showcase The Living Room
- The Wind
- The Future
Top Five Bands Famous In Canada But Unknown In the U.S.
Top Five Hockey Rinks In Minnesota
- Braemar, Edina
- Warroad (outdoor)
- Farmington
- Breck (the one they tore down)
- Lake Marion in February, Lakeville
Top Five Canadian Puns
- Canadeity
- Torontological
- Saskatchewannabe
- Regina (no pun needed, just name)
- North Magnetic Pole-Vaulter
Top Five Reasons Light Is Confusing
- It's the homophonic antonym for heavy
- It's a wave no, it's a particle no, it's a wave.
- Arrives before it leaves, leaves after it arrives.
- Yew' know when it's split by means of a prism or diffraction grating, or such a band containing bright or dark lines corresponding to the frequencies emitted or absorbed, and characteristic of the light source, den ya' gets dat damn pattern of absorption or emission of any electromagnetic radiation over a range of wavelengths characteristic of a body or substance wha's up wih' dat shit?
- Says one thing, does another.
Top Five Def Leppard Songs
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Foolin'
- Rock Of Ages
- Photograph
- Bringing On The Heartache
Top Five Combinations
- Minneapolis / St. Paul
- Form / Emptiness
- 0 / 1 (Binary Code)
- In / Out
- Garlic / Olive Oil
Top Five Stuart Davis Paintings
Top Five Stuart Davis Paintings
- The Cover to Self Untitled CD
- The Black Guitar
- The White Guitar
- Nude With Chakras
- Stairwell In His Residence
Top Five Women I'm Too Shy To Speak To
- Cashier Woman at Taraccino, Ames
- Foreign Woman With Child, Minneapolis Post Office
- Ticket Agent Woman, Vancouver Airport, Gate 86
- Sullen Woman at New French Cafe Minneapolis (when I'm sober)
- Lena Olin
Top Five Modes Of Spirit
- Immanent
- Transcendent
- Manifest
- Unmanifest
- Peter Gabriel
Top Five Actors
Top Five Actresses
- Patricia Arquette
- Nastassja Kinski
- Meryl Streep
- Joan Cusack
- Ticket Agent Woman At Gate 86 Who Acts Like She's Not Attracted
To Me
Top Five Jimi Englund Characters
- Urban Gang Member
- English Rock Star
- Indian
- Northern Minnesota Outdoorsman Closet Homosexual
- Guy Who's Afraid Of (*GULP*) Ghosts
Top Five Female Body Parts
- Collar Bone
- Stomach (the external part)
- Mouth
- First 3rd Of The Inside Of The Anus
- Eyes
Top Five Languages During Sex
Top Five Quarks
- Up
- Top
- Strange
- Down
- Charm / Bottom (two way tie)
Top Five Ascetic Renunciations
- Genital Congress
- Alcohol
- Orgasm
- Sleep
- Food
