There's a man at the mic
six foot three
bald and beautiful
but that's not me

I'm a boy in bed
with a bottle of juice
waxed and wet
and 80 proof

I've seen all the wonders of the World
I've seen all the wonders of the World

I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt
try to decide if I should figure it out
I guess I wonder what the fuss is about
soon as I know I will be spitting it out

I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna
spit it out

Two-faced pig
(they're identical twins)
it doesn't really matter
which one wins

I got a way with words
the eloquent hex
I could conjure anything
but it's always sex

I've seen all the dungeons in a girl
I've seen all the dungeons in a girl

I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt
try to decide if I should figure it out
I guess I wonder what the fuss is about
soon as I know I will be spitting it out

I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna
spit it out

Are you looking for God?
follow the smell
it hides inside
some tortoise shell

I've seen turtles underneath the World
I've seen turtles underneath the World

I keep a finger on the trigger of doubt
try to decide if I should figure it out
I guess I wonder what the fuss is about
soon as I know I will be spitting it out

I wanna, I gotta, I better, I'm gonna
spit it out