I'm gonna burn down this hotel
I'm gonna fill the pool with drugs
I'm gonna punch a camera man
I'm gonna bring a gun through customs

I will, I will heroin OD

Rock stars need models
like babies need bottles
Models need rock stars
like cave men need strip bars
and sports cars to throttle
Model, rock star
Rock star, model

You put snowballs up your nose
and fingers down your throat
That's why your skin glows
and you weigh less than your coat

You're much more than a beautiful waitress


Yeah, I'm the mirror on your wall
You're my blow-up doll
K-K-K-Kiss me!



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Razor-sharp improv. Lurking amid the minutiae of his observations on life and the Universe are some startling insights. Davis pulls off the most elusive of party tricks...Even the gods were grinning.

-Irish Times, Dublin Ireland