Crack cocaine for ego maniacs. The Stuart Davis clones get their hands on The Secret, and it all goes awry. See what happens when a pre-rational asshole gets his hands on a hallucinogenic holy hoax.

Also, news from Sex, God, and Rock 'n Roll:
*You Two Faced Pig: What would you do with a duplicated snout?
*Back That Azz Up: Archeologists study the status of the caboose, circa 15,000 years ago
*Japan, flaccid: Island nation says 'Not tonight honey. I have a low replacement rate.'
*Sacre Bleu! Chris Martin of Coldplay pisses off a dead French war hero (yes, there is one...)
*Chris Walken as Ozzy Osbourne?