2004

what does Stuart want for Christmas? he FINALLY responds...

Posted by stuart davis 05Nov

song of the day: falling in love / randy newman
word of the day: Zythum / A drink made in ancient times from fermented malt, esp. in Egypt (this is the last word in the Oxford Enlgish Dictionary, isn't that SCARY?? there are no more words after this word, don't you get it? it's the end of the Word as we know it {and i feel fine...}

Which One Are You, Bitch?

Posted by stuart davis 04Nov

song of the day: God Must Be A Bogeyman / Mingus
word of the day: tarnation / Damned, damnable, infernal, execrable (n, a, & adv, slang)

ha ha ha ha ha haha hahhaahahahahahahah!!! i almost lost it. i almost forgot. i almost....well, ok, i DID get lost in the dream again- but that's nothing new, i go unconscious about 375 times a day, and that's just the waking hours.

interesting...

Posted by stuart davis 03Nov

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The Five Stages Of Bush...

Posted by stuart davis 03Nov

song of the day: taps
word of the day: speechless

Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.

Acceptance?

Roosendahl, Holland (tearful farewell...wave, wave)

Posted by stuart davis 01Nov

song of the day: not the same / ben folds
word of the day: auriform / shaped like an ear

amsterdam shambhala scores a perfect 10....

Posted by stuart davis 30Oct

song of the day: a day in the life / beatles
word of the day: equipoise

love is real

Posted by stuart davis 29Oct

song of the day: i can hear the laughs / freedy johnston
word of the day: Vorige / dutch for "back button" on your computer

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by stuart davis 28Oct

song of the day: fall awake / (NOT!)
word of the day: schwangershaftstriefen / it's german for "stretch mark's"

gayer

Posted by stuart davis 27Oct

the EU over here has been in a big hubbub, cuz some dude tried to get some dude who's a homophobe to be one of the HEAD dudes of the EU commission of...something. they're all riled up, cuz the president or some high up important person in the EU parlaiment just tried to submit this one cat to an office of significance, and it just so happens this cat DON' LIKE DA' FAGS. also, he thinks women should stay the !@#$% home and shut up. yes, he's not so hot on women or gays. (that leaves farm animals, i guess...).

gay

Posted by stuart davis 27Oct

anyway, i was saying. gay over here is what it SHOULD BE. hip, cool, gorgeous- DIVINE. my theory on homophobes is always the same, they need to have gentle, deep, anal sex with the right person. they've repressed their homosexual dimension. our president would loosen up so much if we could just find the right black man to loosen him up so much. i'm talking about tenderness here, people. i'm talking about the consensual union of two men in one hot, erotic act that we might call the Oval Orifice. same goes for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

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